You know the horrible feeling you get when you just woke up and you're so tired that you can't remember where you are or what you are doing?  Motherhood* puts a whole new twist to that, one that I have failed to find humorous.
Since Ellie has been teething, apparently I have become sleep deprived.  The other day, I woke from a nap and couldn't figure out where I was.  Then I suddenly freaked out wondering where my baby was!  
Oh my god!  Did I crush her in bed?  Did she fall out of bed?  Was she even in bed with me?  I don't know where I put her!  Did I leave her downstairs?  What if she fell down the stairs because I wasn't watching her?  What if she got stuck behind the couch?  Is she even at home with me?  Did I find a babysitter for her?  Did I leave her at the grocery store?  How would I get her back if I did?  Who would return a baby to a mother who left her at the store?  Is she ok?  Is she still alive?
A few minutes pass before I convince myself to calm down.  Ellie is safe in her crib, taking a nap.  Remember, that's why I decided to take one myself too?  Whew.  That was close call.  I think I'll go back to sleep now.
* DISCLAIMER:  It's not just a motherhood thing, but rather "parenthood" because it's been known to happen to Michael as well, though for the most part that was when she was younger.
 
 
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