Right before bedtime, Ellie is prancing around naked, holding one of Addie's pacifiers...
Daddy:  Ellie, please don't put the pacifier between your legs.
Ellie:  But why?
Daddy:  Because that's yucky.  That's where you pee pee from.
Ellie:  But... but... but... den I can't be a duck!
 
 
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