The other night I came home and was told some heartbreaking news.
Daddy: You missed Ellie's wedding.
Mommy: I did? Oh no!
Daddy: Yeah, she decided to get married today.
Mommy: So soon? Did she wear a fancy dress?
Daddy: No.
Mommy: Please tell me she at least wore a blanket or towel for a veil.
Daddy: No.
Mommy: Then she did it all wrong! What did she do then?
Daddy: She married the penguin.
Mommy: The penguin?
Daddy: Yep. She dressed him up in sunglasses and beads and then declared him to be her prince.
Mommy: Oh.
Daddy: Then she claimed that all your quarters were her princess treasure.
Maybe that's Ellie's subtle way of saying that when the time comes, she'll want a simple wedding and keep all the cash?
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