Mommy:  What song do you want me to sing?
Ellie:  Rudolph the red nose reindeer.
Mommy:  Rudolph the red nose reindeer...
Ellie:  No, sing it like Daddy does.
Mommy:  (crap)  Uh...  You know Dasher and Comet and Dupid and Blixen, Donner and Monner, Blu-ha and Mmmm-na...  but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?!  Rudolph the red nose reindeer...
 
 
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