Addie's Other House

She goes there often, apparently. It's lots of fun there and she has all the toys she could even want. She even has a pink unicorn and a waterfall in her bedroom, all "at my udder house." She even has a mommy with blonde hair at her other house. She says that her other mommy is lots of fun but sometimes she misses me so she comes back home. When I ask her where her other house is, she responds with "Um, it's a long far way from here." Well that makes sense. I mean, why have two houses that are close to each other? I asked her if her other house was by the ocean and she said no. Her other house was inside a church that was inside a castle. She thought that was pretty funny, but I gotta say, I'm jealous.