Down by the bay

The longer a song is stuck in your head, the more inappropriate the lyrics become...

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see a goat wearing a coat?
Down by the bay.

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Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see Superman sitting on the can?
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see a bird dropping turds?
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see a moose hanging from a noose?
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see a flirt taking off her shirt?
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow,
back to my home, I dare not go.
For if I do, my mother would say:
Did you ever see your brother doing your mother?
Down by the bay.