We interrupt this program with a newsflash. There has been a tragic massacre that has taken place in Ellie's room. The victims appear to be stuffed rabbits. Reports state that a total of five bunnies were victims to this horrific event. Police say there are two survivors, though they are not currently available for comments. Friends and family say that all seven bunnies went by the name Bun Bun. Police are not yet sharing information on the identity of the murderer, or how he gained access to Ellie's room but currently they do not believe that Ellie is a suspect. Ellie was at school with her friends when the attack occurred. None of the family members, including Ellie, wish to speak at this moment. They request that they be left alone to mourn their loss. Tune in to the 10 o'clock (or 11 o'clock for you east-coasters) for the full story.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Bun Bun Massacre
We interrupt this program with a newsflash. There has been a tragic massacre that has taken place in Ellie's room. The victims appear to be stuffed rabbits. Reports state that a total of five bunnies were victims to this horrific event. Police say there are two survivors, though they are not currently available for comments. Friends and family say that all seven bunnies went by the name Bun Bun. Police are not yet sharing information on the identity of the murderer, or how he gained access to Ellie's room but currently they do not believe that Ellie is a suspect. Ellie was at school with her friends when the attack occurred. None of the family members, including Ellie, wish to speak at this moment. They request that they be left alone to mourn their loss. Tune in to the 10 o'clock (or 11 o'clock for you east-coasters) for the full story.
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Oh The Hare-manity!
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