One thing is for sure, I never considered how much slime would be involved in having a baby. Luckily, the more slime you deal with, the higher one's slime tolerance level becomes. A year ago, I didn't think I would ever be someone who would hold another being to the ground with force while I tried to pick their nose to get a booger out that has just been bothering me for longer than I could stand. Or that I would do it often enough that it's threatening to become my latest hobby.
Niffer - Booger Extractor Extraordinaire!
2 comments:
I don't know what's better, picturing this situation or knowing I'd be doing the same thing if I had kids!
I can't think of anything funnier at the moment than the thought of doing this to a grown person. What if your coworker had a big booger... Ha!
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