Hot boy: Hey there, what's your sign?
Addie: [sputter]
Hot boy: Uh... never mind. (turns away)
Cute boy: How you doin'? (must be said like Joey in Friends)
Addie: [puke]
Cute boy: Uh... feel better soon? (walks away)
Boy with great eyes: I love your eyes, what's your name?
Addie: [barf]
Boy with great eyes: Are you ok?
Addie: I think I got some in my eye.
Boy with great eyes: See ya! (runs away)
Muscular boy: You look like you fell down from Heaven.
Addie: [gag]
Muscular boy: Uh, not you. (looks for another girl)
Addie's friend: Look at that cute boy
Addie: [drool]
Addie's friend: You got that right! Here, wipe your drool off, girl!
She may have problems talking to the boys when she gets older, but at least she can always fall back on her good looks:
She can perfect the "shy girl in the corner" look. There's still hope.
1 comment:
haha, this is hilarious!!!
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